What do you give a sick pig?
How do fleas travel?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
Where do cows go for lunch?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
What's a priest's favorite food?
Someone stole all my lamps.
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?