What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
I won the lottery when I met you!
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
What animal always goes to heaven?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
How do locomotives know where to go?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
How does a polar bear build a house?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?