What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
I won the lottery when I met you!
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
Why did the foal cough?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
