What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
I won the lottery when I met you!
What's the politest month?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
What is Yoda's® favorite movie?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
How do you compliment a cat?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
How do you drive a man crazy?