What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
I won the lottery when I met you!
Where do cows go on vacation?
Why can't you trust a pig?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
What vegetables make the best music?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
What do you call a peanut in space?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
What are you studying in math?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?