What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
I won the lottery when I met you!
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
What sweet treat never panics?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?