What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
I won the lottery when I met you!
What do jokesters study in college?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
Which animals make the best football players?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
Why are billionaires such good parents?