What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
I won the lottery when I met you!
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
What does winter fat turn into?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
Why is the beach so confident?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
Who invented fractions?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
How does dinner smell?