What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
Where do books sleep?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
