What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
Why did the cat start laughing?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
What day never takes itself seriously?