What do you call penguins and polar bears?
What car does Yoda® drive?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
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Where do dogs go to make new friends?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
What animal makes the best lunches?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
What animal likes to party the most?
What do you give a sick lemon?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
How does one gelatin greet another?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
Why did the elk have great hair?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?