How does dinner smell?
Through its nose.
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
Surprise!!!!
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
What's the most masculine animal?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
Why can you never find the number nine?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
How do hurricanes see?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
