How does dinner smell?
Through its nose.
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
Why is sand so optimistic?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
I'm not a bad putter.
What is Yoda's® favorite movie?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
What animal makes the best lunches?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?