Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What fish loves to play in a band?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
What animal always goes to heaven?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
What do goats and moms have in common?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
What famous scientist will try anything?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
What do you call a singing rodent?
Why did the whale cross the road?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?