Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
Because she was afraid someone would caesar.
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
Why did the mare gain weight?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
What animal has the most fun?
What did the bee say to the flower?
Why do hogs play so much football?
What's the most masculine animal?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?