What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Which animal should never work for the government?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?