Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
Because she was afraid someone would caesar.
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
What car does Yoda® drive?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
What snacks always have the best tan?
What do you do when two snails fight?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
Why was the math book sad?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
