What animal has the most fun?
Ponies. They are always horsing around.
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
What animal styles their hair every day?
What does a female lion call her mate?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
