Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
What shape has a knighthood?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
How do scientists grow fruit?