What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
Where do ships always get stuck?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
Why was the pirate late for work?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?