Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
Why are frogs always happy?
Which celebrity loves to read?
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
Why did the goal post get angry?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
What's a cat's favorite color?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
What nationality are most fish?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
