Which Count makes the best pie crust?
What is the most attractive fruit?
Why do math teachers love March?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
What do goats and moms have in common?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?