What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
It grows a moostache.
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
What condiment has wings?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?