What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
Why do kittens know so much about church?