Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
Why do trees have so many friends?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
Which singer could always break a five?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
How long do chickens work?