What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
It grows a moostache.
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
What do you call an angry monkey?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
What game does a rabbit always win?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?