What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
What do you call an Irish spider?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
What do you do when two snails fight?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?