What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
It grows a moostache.
What do you give an angry rhino?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
Why did the barber win the race?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
Why are winter days great?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
What is the most adorable season?
What day is your mom always right?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
