Where do T-Rexes shop?
At dino stores.
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How do you raise a baby elephant?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
Why are puppies so flexible?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
What do you give a sick lemon?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?