Where do T-Rexes shop?
At dino stores.
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
What bird helps you stay dry?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
How did the pirate call his mother?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
Where does money love to go shopping?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
