What is the emptiest holiday?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
What do you call an artistic dog?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?