Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
Why are skeletons so calm?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
Which hot drink loves golf?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?