What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
What did you learn in school today, son?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
How do fireflies start a race?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?