What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
How do chickens leave the highway?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
What is sand's favorite movie?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
What car always breaks the rules?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Why do rhinos charge?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
When fish play football, who is the captain?