What do ducks have for lunch?
Soup and quackers!
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
Why are turtles so shy?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
