How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
Shocked!
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What's the most magical part of a turkey?