Why is money so stubborn?
It doesn't want to make change.
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
How do you measure a millennial?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
What animals make the best students?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
What's a goose's favorite book?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
How do trees get access to the internet?
What's a priest's favorite food?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
How did the toad die?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?