Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
Because they have a lot of Christmas cheer.
We had a discussion about roses.
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
How do you know bees have allergies?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
Why was the computer cold at work?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
How do you send a message in the forest?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
How does dinner smell?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
