What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
It's allergy season again?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
What name sounds like the past tense?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
What do you find at the end of everything?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
What words make the best athletes?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What's the noisiest food?