Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
Because they have a lot of Christmas cheer.
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
What do minions always put in their salads?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
What do mice do when they're at home?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
What did March say to the madness?
What's a henway?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?