Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
They have all the solutions.
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
Where do mermaids see movies?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
Where do hamsters come from?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
Why was the storm actually calm?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
When do cows get tired?
How did groundhogs get their name?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
I like telling Dad jokes.
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
