What did the octopus use to write his novel?
Why was the spider so smart?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
Why did the echo get detention?
Why are frogs always happy?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
Where do mermaids see movies?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
What farm animal is best at karate?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?