Where do frogs keep their money?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
What building always gets stains on it?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
Why was the spider so smart?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
What goes zzub, zzub?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
What dogs are always lying to you?