Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
Because mum's the word.
It's allergy season again?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
What superpower do all middle children have?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
Where does food go to take a nap?
How does a lion greet other animals?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?