Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
Because mum's the word.
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
Why was the pirate late for work?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
Where do books sleep?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
What's the laziest vegetable?
