Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
Because mum's the word.
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
Why was the broom late for school?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
What is the most faithful insect?