What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
Why is the beach so confident?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
Why was the fish so smart?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
Why are cars magic?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
What do you call a Russian flea?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?