Where did the boat go when it was sick?
The boat doc.
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
What's the laziest vegetable?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
Why do golfers hate cake?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
What do cows like to dance to?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
Why do all the planets get along?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
