Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
What do elves learn in school?
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?
Why are computers so good at golf?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
What do you call bears with no ears?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?