Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
How do you arrest a pig?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
What fish only swims at night?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
Where do cows go for lunch?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
Why do librarians never make plans?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
What do you give a sick pig?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?