What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
How do bees get to school?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
What is the opposite of coffee?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
Which dog belongs in a band?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
What do minions always put in their salads?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?