What animal makes the best lunches?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
What vegetables make the best music?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?