What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
The Lord of the Wings.
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
What's the friendliest pen?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
Where do chips wear socks?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
What do you call a class about how to interact with others?
Which animal will never go bald?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
Why didn't the melons get married?
