What did March say to the madness?
What do you call a small mom?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
How is life like toilet paper?
What did the calf play in the school band?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
Which dog belongs in a band?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
What's the most masculine animal?
When should you start writing a book?
