What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
Where do actors go to pray?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
What instrument did the door play in the band?