What's the difference between people and chickens?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
What utensil does water use to eat?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
What was the first animal in space?
Why are ghosts always single?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
What are rental cars called in Spain?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?