Why should you not pamper a cow?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
Why do two skunks argue?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
What kind of bee do teachers love?
Why are ghosts always single?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
That bird won't stop squawking.