What do you call a dog that meditates?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
Which animal will never go bald?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
What fish loves to play in a band?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
What do cows say when you milk them?
Why are skeletons so calm?
What school subject really rocks?