Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
He had too much gas.
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
Who invented fractions?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
Why is furniture so generous?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
What do you call octopus twins?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
Why did the fish blush?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
What do you call a Zen egg?
