Why are ghosts always single?
Because you're married until death do us part.
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
What do you call a household of counselors?
What's the most athletic footwear?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
How do you grill cheese?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
What do little monsters call their mother?
Why do dogs run in circles?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
What do you call a vacation at home?