Why are ghosts always single?
Because you're married until death do us part.
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
What do you call stolen cheese?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
What kind of store would a dog own?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
Why are turtles so shy?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
How do fall and winter say hello?
What did the confused bee say?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
