Why are ghosts always single?
Because you're married until death do us part.
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
What do bees chew?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
What is sand's favorite movie?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?