Why are ghosts always single?
Because you're married until death do us part.
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
What insect runs away from everything?
Why did the body of water think so much?
What animal should you never play poker with?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
How do you wash a lamb?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
What shape has a knighthood?
How do you make a bear really angry?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?