A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
A lamborghini.
Why did the duck cross the road?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
What animals make the best students?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?
What do nosey peppers do?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?