A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
A lamborghini.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
What do cats wear to work?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
Which animals make the best football players?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
Why do all the planets get along?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
What is Yoda's® favorite movie?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
What do jokesters study in college?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?