A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
A lamborghini.
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
Surprise!!!!
When should baseball players wear armor?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?