A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
A lamborghini.
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
What are you studying in math?
What do mice do when they're at home?
Where do chips wear socks?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
