A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
A lamborghini.
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
Which cats have the best manners?
How do animals blend into the desert?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?