Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
Because they are eggs-tinct.
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
What do goats and moms have in common?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
What games do ants play with elephants?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?