Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
Because they are eggs-tinct.
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
What do you call the dog magician?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
What are you studying in math?
What animal knows kung fu?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
What sport do horses love to play?
What day is your mom always right?
Where do ants go to eat?
Where do actors go to pray?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
