Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
How do automobiles fly?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
How did the toad die?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
What animal floats best?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
What animal styles their hair every day?