Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
Because they are eggs-tinct.
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
We had a discussion about roses.
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?