Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
Because they are eggs-tinct.
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
What building always gets stains on it?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
What dog wears contact lenses?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
Which hot drink loves golf?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
Why are English teachers so smart?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
What's black and white and red all over?