Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
Because they are eggs-tinct.
What game can you play while eating dinner?
Where do vampires keep their money?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
What's the saddest part of the week?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
What season begins with a thud?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?