Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
Why was the musician arrested?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?