Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
How do chickens leave the highway?
How do you make antifreeze?
Where does Superman park his cars?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
What do goats and moms have in common?
Why do elephants have trunks?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
What was the first animal in space?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
What do you call a baby monkey?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?