Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
What's the saddest part of the week?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
Where does water do all its banking?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?