What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
Why was the computer cold at work?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
Where do vampires keep their money?
It's allergy season again?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
Which hot drink loves golf?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
When is Dad's bedtime?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
What do frogs eat in the summer?