What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
Where do old bowling balls end up?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?