Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
Which bug is related to you?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
Why do hogs play so much football?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
What do you call two birds in love?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
Who is a house's favorite band?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
Where does a camper keep his money?