Which plant has the best roar?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
What did the confused bee say?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
What school subject really rocks?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
How do you spot a modern spider?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
What kind of water does an angel like?