What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
What country has the most fish?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
What does a dog say before eating?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
Why are grandkids so great?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
Why are goats so funny?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?