What's the friendliest pen?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
Where does food go to take a nap?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
Why do vampires always look sick?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
What animals make the best students?
Why do trees have so many friends?