What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
What did the calf play in the school band?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
What's the saddest part of the week?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?