What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
What do you give a sick pig?
How do you compliment a cat?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
Are baby skunks cute?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
Did you know about April 1st?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?