Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
Why is grass so dangerous?
What do you call a greedy elf?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
How did the toad die?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
What dog never pays attention in class?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
What is the color of the wind?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?