What do trees say when autumn comes?
Don't leaf me this way!
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
Where do cows go for lunch?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
Why did the border collie get a raise?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?