Why do bison love to spread gossip?
What's a bat's favorite game?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
Where do frogs keep their money?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
What color are all the books in the library?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
