Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
Hairy Potter.
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
Where do polar bears store their money?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
