Why did the turtle cross the road?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
What math figure is also in the band?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
Why did the student eat their homework?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?