What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
A protractor.
What dogs are always lying to you?
What do you give an angry rhino?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
Who are Frosty's parents?
How do you spot a modern spider?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
Why are frogs always so happy?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
Why do moms make good vintners?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?