What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
A protractor.
What car does Yoda® drive?
What's a cat's favorite song?
What bee is good for your health?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
How does a witch play loud music?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
What's the most determined bird?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
