What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?