What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
A protractor.
What do naked fish play with?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
What insect runs away from everything?
What's the noisiest food?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
What's a doll's favorite car?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?