Why did the cat run away from the tree?
It was afraid of the bark.
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
What type of car do planets buy?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
I like telling Dad jokes.
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
Why can you never find the number nine?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
