Why did the cat run away from the tree?
It was afraid of the bark.
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
Why are fish such good architects?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
Why is furniture so generous?
What is the wealthiest fish?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?