What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
What makes a glow worm glow?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
What do you call an Irish spider?
What's a father's favorite flower?