Why did the cat run away from the tree?
It was afraid of the bark.
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
What day never takes itself seriously?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
What is another term for the price of gas?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
What car can you only see twice a year?
Where does water do all its banking?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
What's a bat's favorite game?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
What is the loneliest cheese?
How do snowmen get information?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?