What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
A family plan.
What is a sheep's favorite game?
Where do burgers like to dance?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
