What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
You can't tuna fish.
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
Why don't fish play basketball?
What does Santa order at the bar?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
