What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
You can't tuna fish.
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
Where do you take sick ponies?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
Why do cows make great bakers?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
Why did the turkey join the band?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
Why are winter days great?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?