What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
You can't tuna fish.
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
How does dinner smell?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
Why do bees gossip?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
What do you call an insincere horse?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
She Needed Her Balance Checked!
What game does a rabbit always win?
Why did the cat start laughing?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?