Where do clowns go on vacation?
It-aly.
What do you call an Irish spider?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
Why was the mime upset?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
What birds always travel in twos?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?