Where do clowns go on vacation?
It-aly.
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
What did one plate say to the other?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What fairy loves to count?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
What animal always goes to heaven?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
