What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
Why are skeletons so calm?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
What's the politest month?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?