What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
A dog sled.
Which plant has the best roar?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
Where does Superman park his cars?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
Why do cows go to New York?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
Where does water do all its banking?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?