Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
What did one plate say to the other?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
What do you call an old snowman?