Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
He had grater plans!
When do astronauts eat?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
Someone stole my mood ring!
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
What do pigs do over the summer?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
How does a barber get to work?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
Why do bees buzz?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
Board Game With A Twist
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?