What is the most attractive fruit?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
What kind of water does an angel like?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
Where do birds go to drink?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?