Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
He had grater plans!
What do bees say in the summer?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
What do you call a small mom?
What's the noisiest food?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
What math figure is also in the band?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
Where do colds go on vacation?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?