Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
He had grater plans!
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
What is an insect's favorite game?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
Where do stars go to college?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
