Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
He had grater plans!
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
If you need help building an ark...
Why do trees hate going to school?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
Why was the broom late for school?
Where do horses reside?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
What reads and lives in an apple?
What's a father's favorite flower?
How do you wash a lamb?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
When do cows get tired?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
Why was the math book sad?