Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
What utensil does water use to eat?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
Did you know about April 1st?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?