Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
Because he was always spotted.
What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
Why do kids love theater classes?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
How does NASA organize a company party?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?