What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
Why is sand so optimistic?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
What do you call a baby monkey?
How do football players deal with their problems?
What car can you only see twice a year?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
What do trees keep as a pet?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
Why was the bee sad?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?