Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
Because he was always spotted.
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
Where do surfers go to school?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
