What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
Round steaks.
Why did the cat start laughing?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
Where do horses reside?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
What is the wealthiest fish?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
What is the opposite of coffee?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?