What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
Round steaks.
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
When do flowers get their workout in?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
