Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
Why are cowboys always religious?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
How do billboards talk?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
What kind of books do boats write?
Why do two skunks argue?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?