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What kind of pole is short and floppy?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
What is a cow's dream job?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
Who is a house's favorite band?
Why do bees buzz?