What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
Round steaks.
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
Why is furniture so generous?
What do little fish love to play with?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
What do Scottish toads play?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
What bee is good for your health?
Why did the fish blush?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
What do you find at the end of everything?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?