What do you call the wife of a hippie?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
What says: oom oom oom?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
Families are like fudge.
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
What is another term for the price of gas?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
What do you say to a really good barista?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?