What's the most expensive plate in church?
The offering plate.
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?
Bears love exotic cars.
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
What did summer say to spring?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?