What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
What type of birds stay together forever?
Which tree can't stop crying?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
Which musician loves to make chili?
How do you talk to a giant?
Why did summer catch autumn?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?