What's the most expensive plate in church?
The offering plate.
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
What is the loneliest cheese?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
What day is your mom always right?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
Which former US President was always cold?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
What's the scariest letter?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
