Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
Oscar the Grouch™.
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
Why did the barber win the race?
What siblings are always sad?
Why did the computer run out of money?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?