Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
Oscar the Grouch™.
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
Why do cats always get what they want?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
Can February March?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
Which computer won the talent show?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
How do fleas travel?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
What is the most faithful insect?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?