Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
Why did the student eat their homework?
What's the noisiest food?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
What do you call a pile of cats?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
What sound does a witch's car make?