Did you know about April 1st?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
Why are English teachers so smart?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
Why are fish such good architects?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
What do bees chew?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
How do cats make a birthday cake?