How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Rename the mail folder to Instruction Manuals.
What siblings are always sad?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
Why are all priests fit?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
Why do cows go to New York?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
Why are English teachers so smart?