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Rename the mail folder to Instruction Manuals.
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What do naked fish play with?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
Where does Superman park his cars?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
What birds always travel in twos?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
Why did the barber win the race?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
What do you call an insincere horse?