How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Rename the mail folder to Instruction Manuals.
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
What's a henway?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
Where do hands go on vacation?
Why are fish such good architects?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?