How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Rename the mail folder to Instruction Manuals.
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Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
How are teens like cats?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
What time is your dentist appointment?
How do chickens leave the highway?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
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What's the laziest vegetable?
What's the richest basketball team?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
What's good for both poker and theater?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
Why can't you trust a pig?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
