How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Rename the mail folder to Instruction Manuals.
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
What part of a football field is never the same?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
Why are winter days great?
What do you call siblings who love math?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
Why do pigs tell jokes?