Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
I don't remember it, but it'll come back to me.
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
Where does water do all its banking?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
I'm not a bad putter.
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
Why was the fish so smart?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?