Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
I don't remember it, but it'll come back to me.
What time does everyone love to drink?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
How are teens like cats?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
How do fleas travel?