Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
I don't remember it, but it'll come back to me.
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
Someone stole all my lamps.
Which famous author is also a ruler?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
How did the pirate call his mother?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
