Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
I don't remember it, but it'll come back to me.
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
Which animals make the best football players?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
Where do mermaids see movies?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.