Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
I don't remember it, but it'll come back to me.
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
How did the tree feel in spring?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
Why was the storm actually calm?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
What does an evil hen lay?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
Why are boxers good comedians?