Which animals make the best football players?
Rams.
What do farmers do on February 14th?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
What's a frog's favorite year?
Where do stars go to college?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
What part of a football field is never the same?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
