Which animals make the best football players?
Rams.
Where do chips wear socks?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
Which computer won the talent show?
What's the most popular Disney® movie with the Olympic® gymnastics team?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
What type of car do planets buy?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
What part of a football field is never the same?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?