Which animals make the best football players?
Rams.
Why do mice need oiling?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
What do you call an artistic dog?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
What do you do when two snails fight?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
What sport is full of interior designers?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
What's a cat's favorite snack?