What vegetables make the best music?
Beets.
What fish only swims at night?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
What did the bee say to the flower?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Did you know about April 1st?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
What's the most masculine animal?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
What says: oom oom oom?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?