What vegetables make the best music?
Beets.
What do cats use to beat eggs?
What did one plate say to the other?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
Why can't you trust a pig?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
Do you have the best ceiling?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?