What vegetables make the best music?
Beets.
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
What animals make the best students?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
