Why do cats love to work?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
Why did the elk have great hair?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
Where do superheroes blend right in?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
Why do golfers hate cake?