What vegetables make the best music?
Beets.
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
Why did the frog starve?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
What game do cows play at parties?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?