What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
Why was the broom late for school?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
What kind of bee do teachers love?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
What sound does a witch's car make?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?