What's the best thing to put into a pie?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
What did one firefly say to the other?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
What's a dog's favorite book?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
Where does Superman park his cars?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
What condiment has wings?