Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
How long do chickens work?
Why was the pirate late for work?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
What do you call a dog in space?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
What do you call a sad latte?
Why is a doctor always calm?