Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
What animals love to close envelopes?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
How does NASA organize a company party?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
What animal loves a baseball game?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?