Why did the twins join the Air Force?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
What do you call a pig thief?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
What's good for both poker and theater?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?