How often should you make chemistry jokes?
What do you call a magical reptile?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
How did groundhogs get their name?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
What's the king of all school supplies?
What animal loves a baseball game?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
What did the pen say to the pencil?