What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
An oranga-tan.
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
Do you know the name Pavlov?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?