What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
An oranga-tan.
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
What is the best type of science to study with your family?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
What happened when Aladdin™️ missed his flight?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
What do you call a flying police officer?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
What kind of store would a dog own?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
