What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
An oranga-tan.
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
What is a cow's dream job?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
Where do ants go to eat?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?