What did the sickly elevator say?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
What vegetables do librarians like?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?