What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
Why didn't the melons get married?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
What time is your dentist appointment?
What should you wear to a tea party?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?