Why do math teachers love hiking?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
What birds make average students?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
Where do colds go on vacation?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
What day do hands always go to church?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?