Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
They have a nice nest egg.
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
What fish sings the best?
What do little monsters call their mother?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
Why do golfers hate cake?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
