What is CO2's favorite pasta?
Why are all priests fit?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
What is an archer's favorite store?
Which state has the best streets?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
Why was the bee sad?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
What did the baby laptop call her father?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
What type of bat doesn't fly?