What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
Purritos.
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
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What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
What are baby potatoes called?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?