What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
Purritos.
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
What is the color of the wind?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
Why did electricity win the race?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
What day do hands always go to church?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
