Why did the window need an aspirin?
To relieve a glass pane.
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
What was the first animal in space?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
What building always gets stains on it?
What cartoon character loves insects?
Which dogs love to study science?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
Where do vampires keep their money?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
Which family member has tusks?
