Why did the window need an aspirin?
To relieve a glass pane.
What are rental cars called in Spain?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
What reads and lives in an apple?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
Which family member is always relieved?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
I broke my finger!
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
What game does a rabbit always win?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?