Why did the window need an aspirin?
To relieve a glass pane.
How do bunnies stay fit?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
What does the sun drink out of?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
What is sand's favorite movie?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
What animal could Noah not trust?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?