Why did the window need an aspirin?
To relieve a glass pane.
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?