What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
When is Dad's bedtime?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?