What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
The pollen Count.
Why did the pig go to the casino?
Where do ants go to eat?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
What makes music in your hair?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
When should baseball players wear armor?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
What's a dog's favorite city?
