What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
The pollen Count.
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
Why do hogs play so much football?
What is an archer's favorite store?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
What is a spider's favorite book?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?