What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
Someone stole my mood ring!
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
What's the holiest insect?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?