What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
The pollen Count.
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
When should baseball players wear armor?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
How do fall and winter say hello?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
What's the king of all school supplies?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
What did autumn say to summer?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
Why did the echo get detention?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
Why are goats so funny?